My fucking hero!!!!!!! <3
It’s one of those conference room days.
Lots of buzzwords and stale coffee. Some eager beaver will volunteer to take minutes and then send around an action item memo. The term “synergy” will be used without irony, and no fewer than three people will ask if I want Quiznos for lunch.
The good news is I’ve got a half bar of xanax coursing through my veins, and I’m not wearing any underwear.
Wheee!
(Source: coketalk)






